(1.) First of all, your family will approve of him. Geeks have mastered the art of behaving well in company. Their manners are impeccable; their language above reproach. Whatever the topic of conversation, they can add interesting tidbits of information. Your parents know instinctively that you will be safe when in the company of this intelligent young man.
(2.) If he proposes marriage, you can do all the planning for the wedding. The social particulars won't be of any interest to him. His mind will be on more important matters, like designing a car that runs on ginger ale. Call your mother and arrange the wedding you've always dreamed of.
(3.) After you're married, you'll have no financial worries. Your husband will be handsomely reimbursed for the plans to his radical new pollution-free automobile, plus numerous other innovative inventions and projects which his nimble mind has devised. You will often find yourself, smiling graciously, stylishly coifed and outfitted, standing on a podium with him, while he receives the accolades of his admirers.
(4.) All your girlfriends will envy you and wish that they had found a geek of their own. All your old boyfriends will be kicking themselves because they let you get away. They'll be sure you have some remarkable power to propel your mate to remarkable success in his chosen field.
(5.) Given their genetic inheritance, your children will be highly intelligent, with a few geniuses probable among the lot. There will be no bad report cards, complaining teachers, or worry about having to repeat a grade, in your family.
(6.) You and your children will travel the world in style. Besides the numerous business conferences your spouse must attend, there will be several holidays a year. Because he is so dedicated and industrious, he'll undoubtedly be obliged to take frequent breaks for health reasons. Since finances are not a problem, you should be able to span the globe eventually.
(7.) They say education is a lifetime endeavor and in your case it will certainly be so. Every day your spouse will share interesting opinions and information which you may have difficulty comprehending at first. Because he loves you, he'll enjoy patiently explaining everything until you understand thoroughly.
(8.) Because he is highly intelligent, his friends will be of the same calibre. Your circle will likely include specialists in science, education and technology. You'll meet dignitaries in many fields in various lands. You will have a fuller and more interesting existence than you ever thought possible.
(9.) You housekeeping or culinary skills will never be criticized. You could feed the average geek a hamburger from MacDonald's or oatmeal porridge. He'd finish either off contentedly, mutter, "Thanks, Dear, that was delicious.", and go off about his business. His mind may be occupied with the problem of eliminating pollution from jet-propelled snowboots.
(10.)Your geek husband will never be bossy or try to run your life. In fact, one of your major duties will be to keep track of his schedule and get him to the right place at the appropriate time. These types are notoriously absent-minded. If he has trouble managing his own schedule, he'll hardly be interested in arranging yours.
So, there you are, ladies. What more could any reasonable woman ask? You'll have no financial worries, be the envy of your friends, a world traveller, and have bright, cultured children. In everyday life, you'll be surrounded by interesting people, possess the latest in technology, yet remain free to follow your own interests and arrange your own schedule.
You'd better hurry out right now and grab a geek. When word gets around, everybody will want one. Then they'll be as scarce as hen's teeth, and you may be out of luck!
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